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The ultimate gift guide for every kind of cannabis consumer on your list

When it comes to the holidays, few things spark cheer quite like a playful gift exchange. Whether it’s Secret Santa, White Elephant, Hot Potato, or Yankee Swap, there’s nothing quite like the anticipation and excitement of anonymous gift-giving with friends, family, and loved ones. And if your friend group or chosen family is anything like mine, there’s bound to be a few cannabis enthusiasts in your midst looking to give new meaning to the “high holidays.” Whether you’re shopping for your favorite stoner or looking for a gift that any canna-curious adult might love, I’ve rounded up a list of tried-and-true weed gifts listed at $100 or less. Just be sure to check your local New York State –licensed dispensary for pricing and availability of any THC products featured. Happy gifting!

FOR EDIBLES ENTHUSIASTS

If you’re shopping for someone who lives a smoke-free lifestyle, or just loves the unique experience that edibles offer, make sure to pick up some of these tasty treats:

Harney Brothers: Tea
Fans of Harney & Sons’ line of looseleaf teas will be pleased to know that those sons grew up and are now farming weed right in Millerton, NY. Building on their lifelong experience as tea purveyors, the Harney Brothers have created a range of infused tea sachets that blend 4.5mg of sun-grown cannabis with organic herbs like yerba mate, moringa, and chamomile.
$18–$20, harneybrotherscannabis.com

Nanticoke: Mints
Those looking to enjoy a quick fix as discreetly as possible will love these tongue tingling mints from this Endicott-based brand. Made with 5mg of fast-acting THC, each chewable mint promises fresh breath and a mellow hybrid high.
$28, nanticoke.co

FOR ACCESSORY AESTHETES

Anyone who consumes cannabis semi-regularly knows that good accessories can make or break your smoking experience. These gifts are perfect for those who are more particular about their paraphernalia:

Hemper: Holiday Box
This hand-curated holiday-themed accessory box will score big points regardless of whether you’ve been naughty or nice. Available in three sizes, each box features a mystery assortment of items including rolling papers, hemp wicks, quick hitters, and even a snowman-shaped glass bong. If you’ve got a higher spending limit, Hemper also sells an XL box with $300 worth of goodies for only $150.
$20–$40, hemper.co

House of Puff: Downtown Duo
Designed in the city with stylish New Yorkers in mind, this minimalist ceramic one-hitter and ashtray set is the ideal present for the kind of friend who likes their paraphernalia to be as chic as possible. Made with durable, easy-to-clean stoneware, this is a duo that can be cherished for years.
$55, houseofpuff.com

FOR WELLNESS WARRIORS

Who said that smoking is the only way to have fun? These topical CBD-based gifts are essential for those who live for a little self-care.

oHHo: Body Oil Original
There’s a good reason why this Bedford, NY–based brand’s full-spectrum CBD body oil keeps selling out: It’s like a spa treatment in a bottle. Made with organic bergamot, neroli, citrus, and lavender oils, this anti-inflammatory moisturizer can be applied directly to the skin or added to a hot bath for the ultimate self-care day.
$90, weareohho.com

Tonic: Body Butter
If baby’s bottom–soft skin is the order of the day, look no further than this nourishing blend of shea, mango, and cocoa butters. Packed with calming CBD and pain-relieving CBG extracted from organic Tricolla Gardens cannabis grown in Berkshire, NY, this rich body butter is the perfect post-workout salve.
$40, tonicvibes.com

FOR HEAVY HITTERS

It might seem daunting to get the perfect present for someone who views “smoke weed every day” as a challenge, but these high-potency gifts are guaranteed to lift their spirits to the skies.

MFNY: BagelHole
An extremely New York take on the classic “donut joint,” this cannon of a blunt is rolled with 1.5g of premium Hudson Valley–grown flower and stuffed with .5g of live rosin extract for a high that will blow you away. Clocking in at nearly 52% THC, the Bagel-Hole is best enjoyed in sessions or with a group of friends.
$65, mfny.co

Select: Briq
This is THE all-in-one vape for the weed pen lover in your life. Not only is the compact design of the BRIQ sleek and inconspicuous, but with 2g of premium THC oil and a USB-C compatibility, this rechargeable vape is a gift that’ll keep on giving.
$99, selectelevated.com